Lock Down

So today we had a little car trouble, and it was all we thought it could be. As usual one of us bothered the other until we both finally clocked out. While happily skipping to our daily one hour escape from office hell I tried clicking on my fob to unlock my car. The locks did not move!!!! DAMN YOU CAR LOCKS FROM HELL!!!! I tried my key, no luck. We tried screaming at the car to which it stick up it's middle tire at us and laughed hysterically.

Finally we discovered that we could open the trunk and push down the middle console. Thomas proceeded to climb into the trunk... yes IN THE TRUNK. He tried reaching in to see if he could reach a lock, or reach the lock device the pushes the back seat in. NO GOOD. While lying in the trunk of my car with everyone walking by and gawking at us he found a lever and pulled it. Nothing happened. "IT'S THE GHOST OF KEVIN WARNER" I thought... he doesn't want us to go to lunch to escape the lune's we work with. I turned back to look at our office building and the door turned into a big mouth sucking is back into work, wind and leaves and papers were swirling around being sucked into the black hole. " NO WE MUST ESCAPE "

Finally we pushed on the back seat and it folded down!!! Ya freedom at last! Thomas crawled into my car and popped the back door lock open!!! YAHHH WE ARE FREEEEE. We unlocked the passenger door as the driver door still had glass lodged into it from when I had my car broken into. I sat in the drivers seat and punched the inside of my car door hoping to dislodge whatever was holding the lock hostage. After blooding my fist the glass dislodged and I was able to open my car door. We quickly peeled out of the parking lot speeding away to escape the abyss of our office that was sucking us back. ON TO IHOP for tasty treats!!! What a wonderful lunch hour it was.